Programming humor

What caused the DINT to get angry? The logic told him to get real.

How do PLCs start a conversation? With a handshake.

What did the older software say to the programmer? No comment.

What did the timer say to the bit? I'm Done.

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT31 == DEC25.